I sometimes, feel that this world has very generous people with loads of advice and money to give you, for doing nothing. Ehh, this fella I’ve never even met, Mr Kafir Ahmed from Bank of Africa, Auditing and Accounting Unit in Ougadougou, Burkinafaso. Sent me an email saying that:

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on 31st july 2000 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was U.S $15.5M (Fifteen million Five hundred Thousand United States dollars).

I panicked assuming that everyone today has decided to do something good for humanity.I then thought, what I could do that can help humanity?? And Bingo! it was there in ma face!!

I could help those girls who go from man to man. Those that trip daily from fiance to fiance because they fear to be alone and laid awake at night wondering if they’ll ever get fucked again.

You know what you silly girl, not having a guy gives you so much free time. You can get eight hours of sleep, do well at work and in class and still go to the hairdresser’s and go shopping. Be fuckin and utterly selfish because this is the one time in your life when you can.

The first time Virunga people hear the word “Birthday” is when we have foreign vistors visiting our Gorillas.The thing near to a “birthday” is the actual birth and not year..on year excuse for partying!To go with the flow, we shall wish our Naomi one!!

Before her birthday taster on D&G Yatcht, she caused a stir by turning up on the red carpet for the screening of Che at Cannes, film festival.

Virunga Mothership is waiting for you, are you ready to board it?

Naomi campbell is also looking towards to Africa for redemption and soul searching.Hey, maybe this is a good fing.. afterall, she could send a message to her “A” list friends that wearing free stuff[ The rich and famous get most of their stuff for free - Madonna gets a free box of tracksuits every month from Adidas] and not helping the world, but instead makes you look like a walking freebie.