Every society in the modern world is confronting serious problems which have no simple, universal solutions. But many of the problems have a common root.

The defect with our modern Uganda is that we are taught to believe that every problem can be measured in economic terms, the Bonna Bagaggawale [wealth-for all] ideology, where recyling of political families and impossing them on Ugandans. But wrong, and we shall prove to everyone in 2011…and the likes of Miria Obote should stop sleep walking because its time to get off-the-shelf all expired goods

To Be continued

These Kivu Sisters have too much revolution flowing in their blood. Hey ugandan boys, you better start thinking revolution if you want beautiful girls!

I’m not against one-night stands, chanas, but do bear in mind that sometimes it’s better to wait. Not because you’re trying to pretend you’re a virgin or lady. But because there’s so much preparation involved in dressing for that successful first time.

I sometimes, feel that this world has very generous people with loads of advice and money to give you, for doing nothing. Ehh, this fella I’ve never even met, Mr Kafir Ahmed from Bank of Africa, Auditing and Accounting Unit in Ougadougou, Burkinafaso. Sent me an email saying that:

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on 31st july 2000 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was U.S $15.5M (Fifteen million Five hundred Thousand United States dollars).

I panicked assuming that everyone today has decided to do something good for humanity.I then thought, what I could do that can help humanity?? And Bingo! it was there in ma face!!

I could help those girls who go from man to man. Those that trip daily from fiance to fiance because they fear to be alone and laid awake at night wondering if they’ll ever get fucked again.

You know what you silly girl, not having a guy gives you so much free time. You can get eight hours of sleep, do well at work and in class and still go to the hairdresser’s and go shopping. Be fuckin and utterly selfish because this is the one time in your life when you can.

The first time Virunga people hear the word “Birthday” is when we have foreign vistors visiting our Gorillas.The thing near to a “birthday” is the actual birth and not year..on year excuse for partying!To go with the flow, we shall wish our Naomi one!!

Before her birthday taster on D&G Yatcht, she caused a stir by turning up on the red carpet for the screening of Che at Cannes, film festival.