When you thought that uganda could do with one dictator, now we have a new set of dictators disguised as a political union. Are we so gullible that some losers can think for the rest of Us? Was there a referendum to ask Ugandans whether the Obotes, Nkangis and the Besigye families could unite our votes in one basket?

I mean, I keep thinking, ‘What’s it all about? The Tyrant and the opposition now have decided to gang-up on Ugandans. Is it a generation thing where the old think for Us, that the rest of ugandans are useless and they have to do away with the way society operates because they’re gullible, youthful and they should be kept in suppression as long as the Musevenis, Besigyes, Obotes, Nkangis [Lukyamuzis] and the Kuffars of Jeema are still breathing?

We bet this is another scheme being engineered by foreign conservative forces that have been profiting from the genocide in northern uganda with well-known, colonial gangs like; Oxfam, Caritas, World vision, USAID, UCANN, CNN, BBC, VOA, ICC [international colonial court] etc. Now the authors of uganda tyranny, are trying to redeem themselves by renaming their sins ” THE UGANDAN DIASPORA INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION FOR DEVELOPMENT, SOLIDARITY AND DEMOCRACY.” This type of elite that poses as the friend of the people, has Nothing, Nothing democratic to offer Ugandans apart from a new foul smell of tribal party politics, that excludes the majority of Ugandans from making important decision on matters like governance. Already a group of scumbugs[Besigye, Winnie Byanyima, Mugisha Muntu, Miria Obote, Keneth Lukyamuzi, Amanya Mushega, etc], have decided for Ugandans how they ought to achieve self-governance in the future!
We shall fight them because fighting to us, is like ironing a shirt!!

To Be Continued!!

These Kivu Sisters have too much revolution flowing in their blood. Hey ugandan boys, you better start thinking revolution if you want beautiful girls!

I’m not against one-night stands, chanas, but do bear in mind that sometimes it’s better to wait. Not because you’re trying to pretend you’re a virgin or lady. But because there’s so much preparation involved in dressing for that successful first time.

I sometimes, feel that this world has very generous people with loads of advice and money to give you, for doing nothing. Ehh, this fella I’ve never even met, Mr Kafir Ahmed from Bank of Africa, Auditing and Accounting Unit in Ougadougou, Burkinafaso. Sent me an email saying that:

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on 31st july 2000 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was U.S $15.5M (Fifteen million Five hundred Thousand United States dollars).

I panicked assuming that everyone today has decided to do something good for humanity.I then thought, what I could do that can help humanity?? And Bingo! it was there in ma face!!

I could help those girls who go from man to man. Those that trip daily from fiance to fiance because they fear to be alone and laid awake at night wondering if they’ll ever get fucked again.

You know what you silly girl, not having a guy gives you so much free time. You can get eight hours of sleep, do well at work and in class and still go to the hairdresser’s and go shopping. Be fuckin and utterly selfish because this is the one time in your life when you can.

Virunga Mothership is waiting for you, are you ready to board it?

Naomi campbell is also looking towards to Africa for redemption and soul searching.Hey, maybe this is a good fing.. afterall, she could send a message to her “A” list friends that wearing free stuff[ The rich and famous get most of their stuff for free - Madonna gets a free box of tracksuits every month from Adidas] and not helping the world, but instead makes you look like a walking freebie.