I sometimes, feel that this world has very generous people with loads of advice and money to give you, for doing nothing. Ehh, this fella I’ve never even met, Mr Kafir Ahmed from Bank of Africa, Auditing and Accounting Unit in Ougadougou, Burkinafaso. Sent me an email saying that:

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on 31st july 2000 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was U.S $15.5M (Fifteen million Five hundred Thousand United States dollars).

I panicked assuming that everyone today has decided to do something good for humanity.I then thought, what I could do that can help humanity?? And Bingo! it was there in ma face!!

I could help those girls who go from man to man. Those that trip daily from fiance to fiance because they fear to be alone and laid awake at night wondering if they’ll ever get fucked again.

You know what you silly girl, not having a guy gives you so much free time. You can get eight hours of sleep, do well at work and in class and still go to the hairdresser’s and go shopping. Be fuckin and utterly selfish because this is the one time in your life when you can.

Being proud of your roots should reflect from the way you feel and dress. You dont have to start knitting you boots or wrap yoursel into your national flag to recharge your beauty, but some creativity and small touches, are what you need.

Stay organised, purge your beauty products periodically. Also, make getting ready simpler by dividing your makeup into two containers - one for things you wear every day and the other for special occasion items.

Uganda fashion and beyond!I get pissed-off when a monopoly of an elite, high on arrogance and attention, tell us how they just found Africa’s most creative and influential fashion designer of our time, and one to watch in the industry.And shamelessly, they’ll also make an “Avant-garde” previews like;

you have to see to believe; African, and African American (Afrocentric) styles, there are styles inspired by Asia, (Afro-Asian), Caribbean, (Afro-Caribbean), Europe, (Afro-European), Arab / Middle East, (Afro-Arabia/Middle Eastern, and Span/Latino, (Afro-Spanish/Latino). 

I know most people especially positive africans, never buy into such wank, because they know where the real fashionistas reside in their own

Don’t go around saying “I’m a feminist, but I’m not sexist against men.” This implies that most feminists are sexist against men, which is not the case; feminism is mainly based on concepts of liberty, individuality and equality.Feminism is mainly a concept espousing equality, but a few feminists have spearheaded a supremacist, matriarchist movement. These often speak louder than the rest, so you must be on your best behaviour not to tarnish feminism.When people talk about feminism as if it’s a radical notion, calmly remind them of the dictionary definition of feminism: it is simply about political, economic and social equality. Supremacist feminism is just a mutation.