I mean, I keep thinking, ‘What’s it all about? The Tyrant and the opposition now have decided to gang-up on Ugandans. Is it a generation thing where the old think for Us, that the rest of ugandans are useless and they have to do away with the way society operates because they’re gullible, youthful and they should be kept in suppression as long as the Musevenis, Besigyes, Obotes, Nkangis [Lukyamuzis] and the Kuffars of Jeema are still breathing?

We bet this is another scheme being engineered by foreign conservative forces that have been profiting from the genocide in northern uganda with well-known, colonial gangs like; Oxfam, Caritas, World vision, USAID, UCANN, CNN, BBC, VOA, ICC [international colonial court] etc. Now the authors of uganda tyranny, are trying to redeem themselves by renaming their sins ” THE UGANDAN DIASPORA INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION FOR DEVELOPMENT, SOLIDARITY AND DEMOCRACY.” This type of elite that poses as the friend of the people, has Nothing, Nothing democratic to offer Ugandans apart from a new foul smell of tribal party politics, that excludes the majority of Ugandans from making important decision on matters like governance. Already a group of scumbugs[Besigye, Winnie Byanyima, Mugisha Muntu, Miria Obote, Keneth Lukyamuzi, Amanya Mushega, etc], have decided for Ugandans how they ought to achieve self-governance in the future!
We shall fight them because fighting to us, is like ironing a shirt!!

To Be Continued!!

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During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on 31st july 2000 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was U.S $15.5M (Fifteen million Five hundred Thousand United States dollars).

I panicked assuming that everyone today has decided to do something good for humanity.I then thought, what I could do that can help humanity?? And Bingo! it was there in ma face!!

I could help those girls who go from man to man. Those that trip daily from fiance to fiance because they fear to be alone and laid awake at night wondering if they’ll ever get fucked again.

You know what you silly girl, not having a guy gives you so much free time. You can get eight hours of sleep, do well at work and in class and still go to the hairdresser’s and go shopping. Be fuckin and utterly selfish because this is the one time in your life when you can.


Being, solo is so chic. If you’re going around kampala or Kigali streets thinking, “poor me, I’m single”, then go to the nearest mirror and give yourself an extremely stern glare. Ehh, you’re not going to get lucky if you’ve got a long face and just hang around at home sulking with a big plastic mug and wearing bad knickers.

Silly girl, what do you mean, “poor me”? You just happen to be between boyfriends. You have been blessed with some sweet liberty, a lovely pad all to yourself, you’re never locked out or faced with the toilet seat-up. You’re now a fabulous independent woman. You can go and flirt with anyone you want and not feel guilty.

Before you go to flirt, make sure you have the very very naughty girl guide to life. Think of your pants as a Beaujolais Novuveau and go for a new range each year. New Knicker elastic always pulls you in, perks you up and leaves you feeling fabulous!

Girls love moaning and mercilessly accuse men of not talking.. But women don’t take what we men assume to be petty that way, okey I’ll take a guess here. Are your knickers grey? Are they big? Has the elastic gone? Go on, have a look. Have they passed their sell-by date?

Most girls pick a bikini in the prettiest colour, pop it on, and look at their reflection in the changing room mirror for about five seconds before deciding to buy it. Then they can’t work out why they look so different in the holiday photos.

When buying and wearing a bikini,don’t think of it as a bikini but a pair of knickers and bra.. A pair of knickers and a bra that you’re about to wear in public. Ehh cowgirl, obviously you need to work out what that bikini will look like in action. Avoid novelty clasps because men are simple creatures. Your Bikini should be too. He will be easily confused if presented with anything marginally more complex than a bra clasp.
There are a lot of things to think about,for fuck-sake, don’t be paranoid and depressed about purchasing a bikini

At least once a month you should come in carrying a bag of sexy undies. Men like a woman that invests in alluringly delicious smalls. As this will make any man think that you lead a reckless aventruess exciting private life.

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Naomi campbell was a good act on last night’s “Ugly Betty,” which made fun at her famous temper and cell-phone-throwing history!Dressed in an Elle magazine jersey and high-heeled sneakers, the catwalker faced off against pitcher Wilhelmina Slater (VANESSA WILLIAMS) in a corporate softball game between Elle and the Mode magazine staffs.When Naomi’s phone rang at bat, the entire sports-watching crowd ducked as she whipped it out, and shouted into the receiver: “BONO!? Not now, darling, I’m playing cricket!”

To be continued!!!!

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