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Now the State want to book Stella Nyanzi into Butabika and not to Luziira under section 2 of the mental treatment Act.
Police Office ASP Mborimbwa is the one who swore the affidavit upon which the state read Museveni is moving to secure a Court Order.
This Musumba man must be having a problem with his brain. How ca he leave his own wife who is in the same race then go campaigning for another married woman who is his wife’s challenger????????????????
Isaac Musumba the husband to Salaam Musumba the FDC Candidate in Kamuli Municipality bi-elections Sunday came public against his family bondage for NRM so as to maintain his political position.
The State Minister for Urban Development Donned in yellow shirt declared he sides with his wife’s opponent in the 6 contestants race and argued voters in Busota parish, Southern Division to vote NRM beside his “relationship to one of the candidate in the race”.
The Minister attended three party rallies. Elections will be held on 12th August.
Court threw out NRM candidate Wetongola for luck of enough academic qualifications. She sat S6 soon as she was elected and when court cancelled her victory she lodged an appeal in high court just to buy time as UNEB realesed results.
1..All failed relationships hurts, but losing someone who doesn’t appreciates you is actually a gain,not a loss.
2..my father use to tell me not to raise my voice while arguing rather i should improve my argument.
3..don’t feel bad when people only remember you when they need you, just be happy as the candle that is only needed when there’s darkness.
4..not everyone will understand your journey, that’s okay, you are here to live your life, not to make everyone to understand.
5..never listen to haters,haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t swim.
6..the biggest mistake one can do is loosing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you are special too.
7..happiness is not getting what you want but appreciating what you have.
8.. You will win maybe not immediately but definitely.ACCORDING TO RADIO SIMBA, THIS GENTLEMAN ,BENON KAREBERE, 40, HAS COME OUT AND CLAIMED HE IS THE BIOLOGICAL SON OF YOWERI MUSEVENI.MBU HE WANTS RECOGNITION BEFORE THE OLD MAN GOES TO HIS CREATOR.
Another westerner replaces late Kaweesi as police spokesperson
Another western takes over the spokesperson position……..Lt Col Deo Akiiki appointed deputy UPDF spokesperson in new army shake up.
China remains the largest rice producer in the world. The Middle Empire harvests more than 200 million tons of rice a year and a large number is exported all over the world.
However, cooks and consumers must be cautious: not only does this food contain pesticides used in Chinese agriculture, but according to *The Korea Times, rice can also be manufactured artificially. The potato starch is mixed with plastic (synthetic resin, for example) and then takes the form of a grain of rice. The grains are then steamed with a typical rice flavor.* Doctors sound the alarm against the consumption of this artificial product: three solid portions apparently contain as much plastic as a small plastic bag. An alarming fact!With these simple tricks, you can determine whether your rice is natural or stuffed with plastic:
The water test
Pour a tablespoon of raw rice into a glass filled with cold water and mix vigorously. If the rice falls to the bottom of the glass, everything is fine, if on the contrary it floats on the surface, be vigilant, because it surely contains plastic!
The fire test
Using a lighter and a match, burn a handful of rice. If it catches fire and smells of burnt plastic, you know what to do! Do not eat it!
The mortar and pestle test
When molding a few grains of rice with a mortar and pestle, the powder should be quite white. For artificial rice, you will notice a yellow discoloration instead.
The mold test
If you want to be sure that you do not risk anything with your cooked rice, put a small amount into a tupperware and leave it in a warm place. In a few days, mold will have to appear, otherwise it is that your rice is artificial.
This is how to get it right: is the rice you buy natural or artificial? Show these different tips to all your friends so they do not take the risk of eating plastic for dinner!
“I want to reiterate here before America’s greatest heroes that I will not condone any dictatorial tendencies exhibited by dictators around the world especially the two old men from Zimbabwe and Uganda”
Mugabe and Museveni must be put on notice that their days are numbered and that I am going to arrest them and lock them in prison. If the past American administrations have failed to stop these two despots, I will personally do it”
Mugabe and Museveni have given the world enough troubles and its about time someone puts to an end all these madness for peace to prevail” said an unapologetic Trump.
If Obama fears them, I will never fear them. If clinton and Bush feared them, If the Pope kneels before them, I will never be reduced to that level. I will never be cowed. I promise to clean all the political mess around the world and promote international justice,”
Donald Trump
Okunonyereza ku ttemu kugenda mumaaso……
Betty Nancy Bakunonya my mitti ?
Wilfred Mukonyezi Posho and beans are not enough blood. He has to do that and wait for another day to come
Betty Nancy mu mitti
Sarah YIga Hahahahaha katiye talrekayembe
Moses Matovu And these mangoes are not his! Someone call the police to arrest this thief.
Bahiikire Yusta Hihi
Wambi Patrick Can’t we allow one to eat a mango before he searches for criminals?GAVA MUKULYA!
Sarah YIga Hahaha ok
Amina Namatovu nga bali mumiyembe
Mugabe Robert Carlos Senior Hahahahaaaaa eyo Uganda
Ronny Mutebi Mwebale
Turyasiima Martin Hmmmm
Mfite K. Rogers Cyril Hahahahah
Sofi Sselunjogi bambi nabo tebali bulunji
Onyango James hunger in the verge
Gabiro Mulinda This made my day
Prince Andrew Global financial crisis
Namata Rinet Hahahaha anti police
Jose Josephine Haaaahaaa naye mark
OC Pirio Francis God bless Africans
*What’s Your Nature?*
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank.
He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning.
The man decided to save the cat. He stretched out his hand towards the cat but the cat scratched him. He pulled his hand back in pain.
However, a few minutes later he stretched out his hand again to save the cat, but it scratched him again, and again he pulled his hand back in pain.
A few minutes later he was again trying for the third time!!
A man, who was nearby watching what was happening, yelled out, “O wise man, you have not learned your lesson the first time, nor the second time, and now you are trying to save the cat a third time?”
The wise man paid no heed to that man’s scolding, and kept on trying until he managed to save the cat.
He then walked over to the man, and patted his shoulder saying:, “My son… it is in the cat’s nature to scratch, and it is in my nature to love and have sympathy. Why do you want me to let the cat’s nature overcome mine?_
“My son, treat people according to your nature, not according to theirs, no matter what they are like and no matter how numerous their actions that harm you and cause you pain sometimes. And do not pay heed to all the voices that loudly call out to you to leave behind your good qualities merely because the other party is not deserving of your noble actions. So never regret the moments you gave happiness to someone, even if that person did not deserve it.Jesus treats us according to His nature, just think where we would be if He were to treat us as per our nature… That is why He saves us in spite of ourselves ✝
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During the burial of a young man, another young man was crying out his heart. He wept uncontrollably that many people kept wondering what is wrong with him.
The mc dropped the microphone and went and took this weeping young man to a corner, calmed him down and he started to explain.
He was with the guy that died the day he met his death. He drove off first and on getting to a particular spot, he noticed that some armed robbers were getting ready to block the road and resume operation. He managed to escape. He started calling his friend to tell him what he saw, that he should remain where he was. This friend would not pick his call. To him: “why is he calling?
He should know that I am driving right behind him”. He refused to pick the call as this guy kept calling and calling. Finally, he drove into the now ready armed robbers and they pumped countless bullets on him.
He died on the spot and armed robbers stole his car. This man was crying because he knew his friend killed himself. Many of us are just like this.Are you the one buying the credit for him or her? Pick your call when your phone rings and know why you are been called. If the phone rings twenty times in one minute, pick in all occasions. He was saving credit for his friend because I am driving straight to where he is, he met his death.
Many people will not pick the calls of their family bcs they are close to the house, proberbly they are calling to tell u not to go into that house bcs their is a danger waiting right in there.
You are in an occasion and you are calling someone you are looking at because you want to pass a crucial information, he ignores the call and is walking up to you instead, even when you are making sign that he should pick the call.
It is possible that this caller didn’t want you to come near him because he wanted to code something. Pick your call and say hello. Some people will not pick calls from numbers they don’t know and I wonder:HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW ON PLANET EARTH? DO YOU EVER THINK THAT THOSE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE? Note something, there is no one individual that knows up to 1% of the world population. Is it not insanity for you to restrict your life to just 1% of global population? What of the remaining 99%? Many people have missed life saving opportunities because they refused to pick a particular call.
PICK YOUR PHONE WHEN IT RINGS A
AS LONG AS YOU ARE AVAILABLE.Muwereza Wilson Stupidty of da day
Okello Pato Alcohol z not bad but people misuse it in different ways.
Karuhanga Mwesigye wooo your so wonderful all you and your friend
Jessy Sama le Matadore Kiekiekiekie
Nduga Sadam Mother to all sins
Nuwamatsiko Peterson Drink Resposibliy
Nampijja Florence Drink neccessary
Geoffrey Okema Relaxing nothing bad
Mwijukye Disan Madness
Alfred Henry Untalkrable hahahaha o my yesu christo.
Boaz Jaley Tonywa novuga
Karuhanga Mwesigye bwekiri
Katerega Bashir I began to Fear Alcohol Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator.
Luutu Derick U feel highly
Hannington Silver Sentongo It gives life
Habert Walker Let de holy spirit guide dem to de ryt way
Basher Shamsudin It projects transparency, otherwise hidden due to societal conditioning. Like the man in the picture.
Boaz Jaley Mbwa Mwe
Ubegiu Zangu Joshua I will never drink again! God help me plz
Kukundakwe Andrea U pipo why don’t u drink chai only
Awateh Moses U want to kill factories of beer??. Where will by uncle work?????
Ntuyo Richard soo nice eniz stressfree
Andrew Tumuhairwe They are enjoying
Omutsyaba Ndi it makes you, real you. drink if you are not a drunkard. know your degree of alcohol resistance. drinking is not being drunk. it contributes to nation building in taxes. sort yourself with alcohol.
Robert Chemonges it makes every situation simple,,,,
Kintu Nkula Amisi The source of HIV
Clovice Act War
Nabukeera Misha Banange y cnt u stop if it will ashame u to dat extent
Rupiny Milton 2much ov everything z not gud so alcohol alone z not bad.
Alex Kikambi Nanti kasita osusa
Nyombi Daniel Christopher just too much of anything…
Maborns Mozzey Things are not easy
Lupayi Sam That guy is the worst
Babie Ritah Its so bad
Julius Mashemererwa Ug zaab
Felix Levi Anziku Route to evil
Medih Blessed Alcohol is evil
Aman Galabuzi Guwemula
Liza Nantale Gubooyanya…
Muwonge Kassim Kirimuttu Omwenge
Moseh Kasamba Laba guno gusaja gukulu guyina nabazukulu gusula mubaala.
Kabogoza Anorld Benon Become a born again to avoid that
Agolet Steven Ug Zaab
Nmg Lindy Mariagloriaous It is bad bitter and it makes pipo go crazy
Kasubo Sarah Hooligans
Nakiganda Babrah Stupidity
Kiggundu Martin Elyo ssanyu lyakunsi
Kibalama Jonathan Essanyu elwo!!!!
Kyotungire Annet Kanyz Amarwa nomutezi wenaku
Best Po Ssali Too much of any thing is always bad but drinking is not bad
Kano kanyumidde……..
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A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on
Board.
Meanwhile there were five people in the cabin.
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The first person, Lionel Messi, said,
“I’m the world’s best footballer, I cant die now!” So he
took one of the parachutes and left.
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The second person, Bill Gates, said,
“I’m the wealthiest man on Earth, I can’t die now, I’m needed in the business world!”
So he took the second parachute and plunged..
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The third was the Uganda President and he said,
“I’m the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now, my people still need me, I’m a sole candidate!”
He took one and left.
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Then it was left the Pope and a little school girl.
The Pope said to the little girl,
“Take the last one, I’ll sacrifice my life for you. I’ve lived a long life”
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The little girl smiled and replied, “No need for that, there are two parachutes left.”
The pope asked her, “How come?”
The little girl replied,
“The Uganda President took my school bag.”
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??????????The famous PhD stella nyanzi has. been arrested by cmi operatives and taken to unknown destination . The vehicle has been described as a mark II took off on a terrible speed which almost caused accidents to the pedestrians. Lets wait for the more development about this matter.
1- BEATING her up
2- injecting her with slow killing poison
3- denying her food…just giving her water
4- keeping her in a darkroom with a non-poisonous snake to make her totally mad
I forgive Stella Nyanzi!
And the next day she gets sacked!
And she is still on the no fly list!
And CID are still harassing her!
And we know who the complainant was.
So what exactly is forgiveness?
Saved hypocrites are amusing!
PS. poor makerere! They are going to have to pay out for wrongfull dismissal and absence of process!
Higenyi Moses Hamira You took her very seriously!! Ofcourse it was a pure lie .Mkats Keil You should be interoggating, saved from what? Sins? Poverty? Understanding? Saved is a general term!
Nairuba Gladys What happens to the unforgiven? Just wondering ?
Chantal Ruby Batamuliza Uwimbabazi Lol mbu forgive. For what exactly??? This madam loves to look pure in the eyes of Ugandans. Mulokole my foot!
Stella Nyanzi Rubbing my hands with glee as I think of all the zeros extending from the first three numbers I will be cashing from the case.
Marabou Stork Tukuwagira Stella Nyanzi yonna gyetuli mu Diaspora.
Eric Hoster Kay Oba babitegedde wabula oli mugezi wama kobaza Hahahaha bwahahahaha
Marabou Stork “They are hypocrites, they think the Church is a cage to keep God in, so he will stay locked up there and not go wandering about the earth during the week, poking his nose into their business, and looking in the depths and darkness and doubleness of th…See More
Kagimu Yusuf Forgive= Fire, 2 disturbing Fs
Clare Kibuuka Her small brain is to blame
Nakato Namutebi What’s morally wrong verses what’s legally wrong, thats is the question?
Citizen Arthur I can hear Janet the ventriloquist’s voice via MUK dummies.
Kubwina Balondemu Janet is the biggest devil in that den of thugs.
I hate to say it but Stella may end up in exile – for her own safety .
Stella Nyanzi I was a refugee child. Been there, done that. Scare me with something else
Kubwina Balondemu Why would i scare a woman i highly regard and believe to be the long awaited opposition campaigner/leader the nation has been waiting for.
But , in my support for you – i am concerned for your safety too . As i applause your every action , its only hu…
Marabou Stork April Fools.
Drew Ddembe Lenny Thomas it reminds you at the bottom of the article that today is April fools day!
Norman Lakayana That proved how vindictive the current wielders of colossal powers in Uganda are,but here is the real deal….for how long will they keep this kind of peculiar statecraft mechanism where the wishes of one mortal being is law and above the law?
Lenny Thomas I thought it went against the grain for a moment. Hahaha. Silly me!
Kibiige Claudio AAHA WABULA KATEMBA ALI UGANDA!!!;
Kalerwe Bwaise Katwe Owoonye akalaaba !.once u expose a threat , there is no death for you just torture. Love u Stella.
Daniel Kakuru You know how lukewarm Christians do their things. They think only the gods have the powers to forgive.
Aminah Musoke Ddamba Nze mpagira, Dr. Stella Nyanzi, Sue the university for wrongful dismissal
Vikki Queidosir Now this is so cheap. So with all the money they have stolen from my people, they forgot it doesn’t buy class and wisdom! Ye tubawona ddi.
Kisuku Jeremiah Stella bakoleko
Ronald Mutebi Lukanga Nyanzi Nyanzi Nyanzi Stella Nyanzi weeeewe rhaaa cha
Paget Frederick Kintu First Lady forgot to give her forgiveness memo to the agencies of coercion. Maybe she will remember to do so after the offender hss suffered enough to merit the forgiveness.
Kamoga Richard Kili Uganda
1st April
Most of you go around fooling your friends but you don’t know how this day 1st April came to be called Fools Day. Any way, the story is here.
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African natives and the Dutch during every hat time of slave trade had a friendly senior Captain called John Fool from England. this man was soo tough and funny. he could fool people from Africa that England was a very good country plus saying that in his country England, they have only one woman who gives and who gave birth to all of them. all this was to seduce Africans into going to England to witness who that woman is. he seduced many people from many countries in Africa and the west. they all accepted to be taken into England. John Fool fooled very many people and when they reached England, he could traffic them to work tirelessly, day and night, working in sugar and tea.
So one fateful day, after 30years of slavery, the slaves opened there eyes and came to know that they were fooled and taken to England as slaves. so during the presidential campaigns, they strikes and never wanted to vote and asked for freedom. This man John Fool who was also among the chosen four candidates heard there cries and became sad together with them. so, he decided to ask for their vote if they wanted freedom. they all accepted. so John Fool was the winner in the presidential election in England at that time.
So, time for his coronation came and it was at 1st April 1000 AD. so Early in the morning,
people gathered to witness John Fool who promised them freedom. he was in his dressing room and waiting to be called to sworn in as the first President of England. after some four hours, John Fool went. people waited and waited and waited but John Fool was never present. so, at around 17 hours, people started talking and shouting out loud that, “He is a Fool, we are Fools, He Fooled us, YOU ARE A FOOL IF YOU BELIEVE THIS……****HaPpy FoOLs Day*****
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