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Kano kanyumidde……..
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on
Meanwhile there were five people in the cabin.
The first person, Lionel Messi, said,
“I’m the world’s best footballer, I cant die now!” So he
took one of the parachutes and left.
The second person, Bill Gates, said,
“I’m the wealthiest man on Earth, I can’t die now, I’m needed in the business world!”
So he took the second parachute and plunged..
The third was the Uganda President and he said,
“I’m the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now, my people still need me, I’m a sole candidate!”
He took one and left.
Then it was left the Pope and a little school girl.
The Pope said to the little girl,
“Take the last one, I’ll sacrifice my life for you. I’ve lived a long life”
The little girl smiled and replied, “No need for that, there are two parachutes left.”
The pope asked her, “How come?”
The little girl replied,
“The Uganda President took my school bag.”