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In the paparazzi world there’s nothing called useless news, as every news is important. This Free Uganda topic of the Uganda paparazzi, will not discriminate when it comes to information. Its the right of Ugandans to know that information. The Ugandan Paparazzi will go after the good,the bad, the ugly,the useless,the useful,the innocent, the criminal,the virgin, the whore, the thief, the victim, the short, the tall, the fat, the thin,the greedy,t he kind, the big ass, the flat ass, the big boob, the plastic boob, the boring, the interesting, the loud,the silent.etc. Our job is not to please or upset anyone, but to provide information.
We don’t care if you laugh,cry, curse, migrate,divorce, change your religion, etc, as long as the people get that information.
Don’t underestimate our paparazzi, as they’ll find you anytime and anywhere. If you’ve been having sex with your cows and dogs, the Uganda Paparazzi will find you. If you’ve been pretending to be a pastor and raping little girls, we shall find you, If you’ve been cheating on your lover we shall bust you, if you’ve been going around pretending to be a captain in the special forces, while you’re just a corporal in the police, we shall bust you……
Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how
Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say “Bossu how far?” ?
? ?
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can’t even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..
????????
Robert Mugabe 2016
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It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face???
R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage???
If that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.
Robert Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*
Robert Mugabe 2016
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“Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me…”
Robert Mugabe????
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays??
ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex
Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
Don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –
Robert Mugabe (2016)Museveni matako nyo! Ebyo byeyayogedde e Masindi yabadde ayogera lutako
By Stella NyanziYesterday
I mean, seriously, when buttocks shake and jiggle, while the legs are walking, do you hear other body parts complaining? When buttocks produce shit, while the brain is thinking, is anyone shocked? When buttocks fart, are we surprised?That is what buttocks do. They shake, jiggle, shit and fart. Museveni is just another pair of buttocks. Rather than being shocked by what the matako said in Masindi, Ugandans should be shocked that we allowed these buttocks to continue leading our country. Matako butako.
Andrew Mwenda YOU HAVE SUNK SO LOW TO SAY M7 IS MORE TOLERANT THAN BESIGYE!
By Apangu Kennedy Fanuel
Andrew Mwenda, to suggest that Yoweri Museveni’s system is more tolerant than Besigye is the climax of your irrelevance. First things first. Do you think TVO is the enemy majority Ugandans face today? TVO is an enemy to the state because it exposes their excesses and plunder of national resources by the few. This actually makes TVO a darling to the majority Ugandans whose voice you work hard to suppress.
Yoweri Museveni’s system more tolerant than KB supporters? You top my list of Jokers today. Simply look at all the institutions in the country! All the institutions are working to serve the president. How would you justify invasion of courts of law by the security agencies to ‘re arrest suspects? Is there any provision in the law to act in this manner? What of the parliament that only exist by name? Aren’t they performing rituals only without any meaningful business? A kingdom was blown up by the military just last month and all you saw in that was tolerance by the Yoweri Museveni regime? Andrew Mwenda, I can state that you have joined the long list of the enemy Ugandans have had.
Now, a certain king has been appointed to serve in the government in a position that does not exist in diplomatic circles and yet we know cultural institutions are supposed to be independent. If this king was an ally of Besigye, won’t we have another Kasese massacre in Uganda? Andrew Mwenda! Mwenda!Uganda is watching you. Many people in Uganda can’t afford all the meals. In my entire village no one can pay school fees in Namagunga, Buddo and many other top schools. 6bn was plundered and yet livestock and humans are suffering in the cattle corridor die to water scarcity. Do you know how many borehole this money would have drilled? Recently a certain friendly country donated rice to Uganda. Shamelessly your officials were there receiving it. Isn’t Uganda an agric economy? Is it only by description? Can’t we grow rice here in Uganda? What’s your government priority?
If your really sure that these people represent the so called Tom Okwalinga . I think you publishing this information is not a wise thing to do but running straight to police or any security agency would b a better idea . These are people who may be charged with a number of counts ranging from treason to the least cyber crime, but again I remember how money hungry you are which makes m question your source otherwise u would have just run straight to the boss himself and walk away with a golden handshake
Guys, let’s not relent. Andrew Mwenda has not buried a woman who died in Labor, a child who dies of preventable diseases, has not come across many children who have dropped out of school due to school fees, parents whose children are fighting senseless wars outside there. By the way, they are sent without parliamentary approval. He has not seen mass graves that result from mismanagement of politics.
Why I no longer follow Andrew M.Mwenda
These are his latest Facebook post headlines and the keyword is Besigye.Its long and tideos but please take your time and read it.
Jan 28th 2017-Unmasking Besigye extremist TVO.
Jan 27th 2017-Why the war against Besigye Continues…
Jan 26th 2017-When Besigye war was Museveni’s closest buddy
Jan 25th 2017-Why besigye cannot be trusted
Jan 24th at 8:51am-How besigye helps Museveni win elections
Jan 23rd at 8:01am-why besigye is a dangerous opportunist
Jan 22nd 2017 at 8:09am-The war against Besigye extremism
Jan 21st 2017 at 7:20am-why besigye is a compulsive tyranny
Jan 20th 2017 at 7:59am Besigye aa leader of lamentation
Jan19th 2017 at 7:34am what does besigye stand for
Jan 18th 2017 at 7:30am The difference between besigye and Me(Mwenda)
Jan 17th 2017 at 6:52am Besigye army of empty twins
Jan 16th 2017 at 8:09am Besigye could be Uganda’s Hitler
Jan 15th 2017 at 8:06am Extremism begets extremism-Besigye has been stalking…
Jan 14th 2017 at 2:29pm Why Besigye is a Misguided Missile
Jan 13th 2017 at 8:17am How besigye undermines Muntu
Jan 12th 2017at 8:02am-Besigye Chicken of extremism.
Jan 10th 2017 at 9:05am-Mushega tells off besigye.
Jan 9th 2017 at 8:18am-Why we are fighting Besigye.
Jan 8th 2017 at 10:08am-Besigye’s despotism in FDC.
Jan 7th 2017 at 1:13pm-The Deception between Besigye and his radicals.
Jan 6th 2017 at 8:39am-How besigye is killing FDC.
Jan 5th 2017 at 1:31pm-Inconvenient facts about Museveni’s Uganda.
Jan 4th 2017 at 8:44am-How to sound intelligent before Besigye Radicals.
Jan 3rd at 7:05am-Why besigye must go.
Jan 1st 2017 at 8:29am-lessons for FDC from DRC.These are the Facebook post updates that Mwenda ‘has on his mind’ whenever he gets on Facebook.
This is your ‘old man of the clans’ idea of ‘responsible journalism.Mwenda has simply lost it.
These are his latest Facebook post headlines and the keyword is Besigye.