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    #117

    Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how
    Robert Mugabe 2015
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    Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
    idiots will say “Bossu how far?” 😂
    😂 😂
    Robert Mugabe 2016
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    Some of you girls can’t even jog
    for 5minutes but expect a
    guy to last in bed with u for
    2hours??? Ur level of
    selfishness demands
    a one week crusade..
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Robert Mugabe 2016
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    It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
    Robert Mugabe 2016
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    Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face😂😂😂
    R.G Mugabe 2016
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    No sex before marriage???
    If that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.
    Robert Mugabe
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    Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*
    Robert Mugabe 2016
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    “Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me…”
    Robert Mugabe😂😅😂😂
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    If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays😀😀
    ROBERT‬ MUGABE
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    Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex
    Robert Mugabe
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    Dear sisters,
    Don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –
    Robert Mugabe (2016)

    #118

    Museveni matako nyo! Ebyo byeyayogedde e Masindi yabadde ayogera lutako


    By Stella NyanziYesterday
    I mean, seriously, when buttocks shake and jiggle, while the legs are walking, do you hear other body parts complaining? When buttocks produce shit, while the brain is thinking, is anyone shocked? When buttocks fart, are we surprised?

    That is what buttocks do. They shake, jiggle, shit and fart. Museveni is just another pair of buttocks. Rather than being shocked by what the matako said in Masindi, Ugandans should be shocked that we allowed these buttocks to continue leading our country. Matako butako.

    #119

    Andrew Mwenda YOU HAVE SUNK SO LOW TO SAY M7 IS MORE TOLERANT THAN BESIGYE!


    By Apangu Kennedy Fanuel

    Andrew Mwenda, to suggest that Yoweri Museveni’s system is more tolerant than Besigye is the climax of your irrelevance. First things first. Do you think TVO is the enemy majority Ugandans face today? TVO is an enemy to the state because it exposes their excesses and plunder of national resources by the few. This actually makes TVO a darling to the majority Ugandans whose voice you work hard to suppress.

    Yoweri Museveni’s system more tolerant than KB supporters? You top my list of Jokers today. Simply look at all the institutions in the country! All the institutions are working to serve the president. How would you justify invasion of courts of law by the security agencies to ‘re arrest suspects? Is there any provision in the law to act in this manner? What of the parliament that only exist by name? Aren’t they performing rituals only without any meaningful business? A kingdom was blown up by the military just last month and all you saw in that was tolerance by the Yoweri Museveni regime? Andrew Mwenda, I can state that you have joined the long list of the enemy Ugandans have had.

    Now, a certain king has been appointed to serve in the government in a position that does not exist in diplomatic circles and yet we know cultural institutions are supposed to be independent. If this king was an ally of Besigye, won’t we have another Kasese massacre in Uganda? Andrew Mwenda! Mwenda!Uganda is watching you. Many people in Uganda can’t afford all the meals. In my entire village no one can pay school fees in Namagunga, Buddo and many other top schools. 6bn was plundered and yet livestock and humans are suffering in the cattle corridor die to water scarcity. Do you know how many borehole this money would have drilled? Recently a certain friendly country donated rice to Uganda. Shamelessly your officials were there receiving it. Isn’t Uganda an agric economy? Is it only by description? Can’t we grow rice here in Uganda? What’s your government priority?

    If your really sure that these people represent the so called Tom Okwalinga . I think you publishing this information is not a wise thing to do but running straight to police or any security agency would b a better idea . These are people who may be charged with a number of counts ranging from treason to the least cyber crime, but again I remember how money hungry you are which makes m question your source otherwise u would have just run straight to the boss himself and walk away with a golden handshake

    Guys, let’s not relent. Andrew Mwenda has not buried a woman who died in Labor, a child who dies of preventable diseases, has not come across many children who have dropped out of school due to school fees, parents whose children are fighting senseless wars outside there. By the way, they are sent without parliamentary approval. He has not seen mass graves that result from mismanagement of politics.

    #120

    Why I no longer follow Andrew M.Mwenda

    These are his latest Facebook post headlines and the keyword is Besigye.

    Its long and tideos but please take your time and read it.
    Jan 28th 2017-Unmasking Besigye extremist TVO.
    Jan 27th 2017-Why the war against Besigye Continues…
    Jan 26th 2017-When Besigye war was Museveni’s closest buddy
    Jan 25th 2017-Why besigye cannot be trusted
    Jan 24th at 8:51am-How besigye helps Museveni win elections
    Jan 23rd at 8:01am-why besigye is a dangerous opportunist
    Jan 22nd 2017 at 8:09am-The war against Besigye extremism
    Jan 21st 2017 at 7:20am-why besigye is a compulsive tyranny
    Jan 20th 2017 at 7:59am Besigye aa leader of lamentation
    Jan19th 2017 at 7:34am what does besigye stand for
    Jan 18th 2017 at 7:30am The difference between besigye and Me(Mwenda)
    Jan 17th 2017 at 6:52am Besigye army of empty twins
    Jan 16th 2017 at 8:09am Besigye could be Uganda’s Hitler
    Jan 15th 2017 at 8:06am Extremism begets extremism-Besigye has been stalking…
    Jan 14th 2017 at 2:29pm Why Besigye is a Misguided Missile
    Jan 13th 2017 at 8:17am How besigye undermines Muntu
    Jan 12th 2017at 8:02am-Besigye Chicken of extremism.
    Jan 10th 2017 at 9:05am-Mushega tells off besigye.
    Jan 9th 2017 at 8:18am-Why we are fighting Besigye.
    Jan 8th 2017 at 10:08am-Besigye’s despotism in FDC.
    Jan 7th 2017 at 1:13pm-The Deception between Besigye and his radicals.
    Jan 6th 2017 at 8:39am-How besigye is killing FDC.
    Jan 5th 2017 at 1:31pm-Inconvenient facts about Museveni’s Uganda.
    Jan 4th 2017 at 8:44am-How to sound intelligent before Besigye Radicals.
    Jan 3rd at 7:05am-Why besigye must go.
    Jan 1st 2017 at 8:29am-lessons for FDC from DRC.
    These are the Facebook post updates that Mwenda ‘has on his mind’ whenever he gets on Facebook.
    This is your ‘old man of the clans’ idea of ‘responsible journalism.
    Mwenda has simply lost it.
    #121

    BESIGYE'S SILENCE IS KILLING MWENDA BIG TIME!

    By Jonathan Quinton Amatu

    One thing I have learnt in psychiatric lessons is that, a mad man is the first to call others mad, a maniac is the one who will call others maniacs, a stupid one will be the first to call others stupid and the trend continues. Basically I don’t see the difference in Besigye’s radical extremism and Mwenda’s radical extremism , I don’t see a difference in TVO’s radical character assassination and Mwenda’s radical. character assassination. Respectfully I don’t think Andrew Mwenda is the right person to champion some of these things , through out his posts he is practicing what he is preaching a against . I have for once learned a strong thing from Besigye, silence is always the best reply to those who wants to drag you to in their mud or dust.

    Cheap popularity is all I see in mwenda’s posts and character assassination with intent to protect his pay cheque.Yesterday Andrew Mwenda said…
    Shaka lives in Uganda
    Semuwemba lives in UK
    Rugasira lives in Canada.

    Today he’s saying
    Shaka lives in USA
    Semuwemba lives in London
    Rugasira lives inUganda

    Please help me understand better coz ebintu byo bitandise okundwaza kamunguluze