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    A man from Gulu has become the laughing stock of the village and this is after he was caught doing the unthinkable in the bushes.

    The man had a habit of sleeping with the maid when the wife was absent and so he found himself in a tight spot when the wife declared one day she was not going to work.

    And because he had to get his daily dose, he asked the maid to pretend she was going to meet a friend so that they could hook up at a nearby bush.

    Unfortunately many people saw them and caught them red handed in the act.

    They urged them to continue in front of a camera or else they would be beaten like stray dogs. They had no option but to oblige.



    A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village. She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. Then, the husband gently asks her about her mother’s health and how she was doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her.* *”I’m worried about Mama” the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes.* *”She’ll be fine, dear.” Husband lovingly replied.* *The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen.* *As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen.* *Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home.* *You can imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked, dazed and dumb founded at the kitchen door!* *whether to go in and drop the item’s from mama’, or return to her husband in the livingroom!* *How would you handle this case if u are the husband or what explanation will u give if u r d woman?* *Please your humble opinion is required.*

    *Send this to all ur male and female friends.* *Lets see who fix it well*


    Joke of the day: ? ? ? ? ?

    A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
    sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

    Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home.

    She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

    The little Boy says:
    “Dark in here.”

    The Man says:
    “Yes, it is.”

    ;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?”

    ;No, thanks.”

    ;My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”

    “OK, how much?”

    Boy: ? ? ?

    A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

    “Dark in here.”

    ;Yes, it is.”

    “I have soccer boots.”

    The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
    “How much?”

    The Boy says ? ? ?

    The Man says:
    “Fine, I will buy them.”

    A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
    “Grab your ball and boots,
    let’s go outside and have a game.”

    The Boy says:
    “I can’t, I sold them for $ 6,000.”

    The Father says: ? ? ? ? ?
    “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.

    I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your “SINS.”

    They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

    The Boy says:
    “Dark in here.”
    ? ? ? ? ?

    The Priest says: “Don’t start…


    I am magical!!


    Let’s travel go to music and art events, brunch , beaching, shop, dine, do yoga and meditate… that’s making love to your soul.. doing what it desires

    That’s revolution!


    The return of the trained revolutionary

    After learning the revolutionary trade, you pack and go to live with the masses……Lazima tutaje kombowa!!