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    If your girlfriend is always looking good but you know perfectly well that you haven’t contributed anything towards that,my brother you are no different from a security man guarding a bank.


    Witchcraft Is When You Always Put Her On Your WhatsApp Profile Pic…While Other Boys Are Putting Her On Their Beds.


    YOU saw him in a facebook group:

    •U check his Profile picture.
    •He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2016.
    .He is handsome.
    •He in boxed you.
    •You reply, all excited.
    •You’ll want 2 hook up.
    •You set a date.
    •You dress up that Legging With No underwear.
    •Smelling good.
    •You put on a make up – fresh breath and new weave.
    •He takes you 4 lunch @ Eka Hotel.
    •He Takes you for – Drinks At Java.
    •You two have a good time.
    •He rubs your hand,
    •Makes you laugh,
    •Gives you looks and smiles.
    •You stupidly fall in love.
    •It’s like you’ve known him Forever.
    •He takes you to his apartment.
    •He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.
    •Kiss you passionately.
    •You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
    •It feels good.
    •You know it’s wrong, but it feels good.
    •You ask for protection, he says it’s too late.
    •You obey and don’t disturb.
    •He says he loves you and you don’t hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow
    •After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
    •He helps you drink it, ooohh man.
    •You feel special.
    •”He must be the one” you think to yourself.
    •You get dressed.
    •He takes you to the taxi park.
    •He kisses you on the cheeks and says
    •”I had a great time,”
    •Gives You cash.
    •U smile and say.
    •”See you tomorrow babe.”
    • He stays silent.
    •Your taxi drives away,
    •In the taxi u can’t stop smiling.
    •You get home and in-box him that you got home safe.
    •He is on-line, but doesn’t reply.
    •It’s unlike him, so you in-box him again.
    •He doesn’t respond.
    •Minutes later you can’t find him on ur friend list.
    •Days, weeks, months passes by.
    •You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
    •You go to the clinic.
    •Get tested.
    •Minutes later,
    •Nurse walks in.”I’m sorry. You’re HIV Positive and Pregnant!”
    •”HOW ?”
    •You don’t understand.
    •Reality hits you.
    •You walk home.
    •You go to the bus stop.
    •You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
    •You see death coming nearer.
    •You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
    That’s the end of you.
    Don’t be that girl !Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!!
    Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!


    A Nigerian man calls his mother *Mom I’m HIV infected.
    Mom: chinekeeeeeeeee weeee, stay thereooooo,don’t come backooooo eiyiuiu.
    Son: why mom? I don’t have a place anywhere to go I’m coming back home.
    Mom: Nooooo my son oooooh, if you come here you will infect your wifeoooooooh ,then your wife will infect your brotherooooooh,then your brother will infect the maid ooooooh,then maid will infect your fatheroooooooh ,then your father will infect meooooooh, then l will infect the garden boyoooooooh, then the garden boy will infect your sisteroooooooh… If your sister is infected eiyiiii the whole village is finishooooooooooh… Stay there my sonoooooiooooh don’t come back until you dieoooooooooooh…..


    The Ugliest Bitches in Uganda

    UNRA boss Allen Kagina (on left with a yellow to)told MPs on the Parliamentary Committee on Commissions, Statutory and State Enterprises (COSASE) she was misled to sign out billions of shillings towards a Chinese company without a working permit.

    Smart thief and confident where are we going as country Uganda

    Ndyabahika Vitari uganda yakurya

    Balihika Zakiiyu Uganda Ekula!

    Jack De Sonz Original mbu UNRA has got anew exec dir.kumbe just trush n garbage.mark u m7 deploys people whome he wants 2 appease but nt execute duties as required of them….

    Denis Ssebugwawo Rock Let her goo

    Bigjim Jim Byebyo
    Until when will they stop stealing from Ugandans?
    Always constructing ghost companies
    Steven Tumusiime Here Sevo has no case to answer! He gives jobs to Ugandans to solve unemployment!! It’s us Ugandans who let him down! Imagine if Sevo was to appoint Chinese!!

    Aggie Pasta Exaete these banyankole will rob Uganda upto grave.. this is what mzee likes to hear when he appoints a person en swindles money it makes him happy. kagina left URA en said she was going into personal business. these thieves take Ugandans for granted

    Zirahuka Herbert A good face with no brains. May be your ass hole is better than your brain.

    Steven Tumusiime Zirahuka Herbert kindly desist from abuses, they depict immaturity
    Kindly do not use tribe!! Mistakes or crimes are committed by individuals not entire tribe!!

    Julius Kays F**ck u kagina, hw dare u say that” mbu mis-led” ar u blind?? then this directly shows dat u dnt qualify 2 sit in dat office.

    Rukiah Elias Uganda zaabu

    Ngudde Baker you people

    Kabicira T Paddy Thats politics of highest level look from kigundu who did not know regested votes,police kifeesi now allen kagina being misled.most of this is created to cover up on what happaned on 18/feb/2016.Rigging Vote Frm Kb 2 M7.

    Francis Muheki Maybe she did on gun point, can’t believe this!

    Kiggundu Thadhias Sevo has to trace&reconcile with JPAM effected now,otherwise am smelling an invisible plot to put him down by the SMART boss.

    Nassimbwa Hamidah She is a thief!

    Nalubega Stella That is it

    Drsk Joe Isn’t she learnt? That is rubbish she should be taken into account. Rem ignorance of the law is not a defence.


    Mfitundinda Dan Kagina shd be given a benefit of doubt bz she inherited a chaotic corrupt organisation with running road contracts with work in progress en authorising pyment for running contracts to mi seems ok.the problem is on the guys who awarded the contract.she…See More

    Bk Philip Not at all, credit for employing her relatives

    Mfitundinda Dan Who tells yu they are her relatives.plz do research

    Matama Johnson THE FACT THAT HIS ONE among many to point out tht chinese are that bad is enough to understand that as compared to many whoi only think of 70 million to waste on their burrials . while after being a copse all we want is 6ft down and rip

    Robert Gideon Don’t be deceived, no one can mistakenly sign on something worthy billions without knowing what he/she is signing for. She gave away that money to her bosses and she also recieved her

    Robert Gideon the Chinese are instead victimized, they use them to squander national resources

    Robert Gideon moreover debts for which even your grand children will have to pay 4 it

    Matama Johnson let us say she did! yet she points them out in the open and accepts1 compare it with voulchers trying to eat the money by trying to prove they are right! its a mistake , but where credit is needed we should accept! better the enemy u know than the stranger u dont know.

    Ramuzey Peter thanx mr abudu katuntu who discovered the uganda money.

    Tyta Serodat hands up for some parliamentarians / legislators

    Bwanalege Patrick Tumusiime you are right its not good always to think in tribalism it reminds me in 1982 when out of 7 boys iwas not a notherner from nakawa I was beaten by Naguru special force men that wona sura yake!!!!!,,,

    Kamusingize Simpson They Would have killed u atleast f ua saying no tribalim today coz mwe abarimukintu

    James Faith Grant bt y misled ever?

    Yusuf Gluepot Council da permit and penalize dem

    Denis Bananywa She knew the deal, tombavu let her go g c ya

    Mukasa Renaa Dat means even in URA she was always misled

    Alex Burussu Apuuli Who misled her?????…….??????

    Nakasolya Barbra If she waz ur wife guyz, hmmmmmmm pussies are going to cause uganda be sold wait………… Lord wat is in e pussie peopl even get loanz for them……. Hehehehehehe

    Nanvuma Tezrah U transfer one from URA to UNRA as if she is the only Ugandan who is educated

    SSekiwala Gilbert I wish Iddi Amin was here he would the one with the best solution for such pipo Simonyi UNRA boss

    Mujuni Robert During Amin time,there was no parliament,no auditor general,so who would have found out this? Let also remember that she found that construct already running

    James Faith Grant No Doubt.

    Wasibi Jn Nalela resignation letter…?she is already docketed to head oil refineries…watch the space…

    Mabirizi Baker Kimera May de almighty hear our prayers as Ugandans for whatever those people have done to us, Oh God, plz kill all those corrupt officials and give us genuine leaders. Amin.

    Augu Wood Disagree

    Ngudde Baker You sign what you do not know kagina should ne arrested before we suffer more


    Biryomuriiwe Willington Very true bro .

    Wiston Barema she’s incompetent!

    Emmanuel Nambobi After firing all competent UNRA officials., she then proves that she should have fired herself first

    Maggwa Asuman Most of all museven people who are in big positions they don’t deserve them but coz the order from above works here kagina will continue stealing next position will be finance minister watch that space

    Waiswa Moses Y all this shouting ! 4 God & My stomack & in addition ur not poor but ur head makes it .
    Menya Bob Kagina iz aware ov every thing she dd ah uganda

    Kenny Calvin Kato She should resign with immediate effect coz she proves that is incompetent

    Lawrence Sserunjogi I hope you people have not forgotten that you are in Uganda? This can happen in Tz,Rwanda, and the like. If she resigns in Uganda,then I will eat no supper that day.

    Nasasiira Filbert she shld step down.

    Zirahuka Herbert For the mistakes of her predecessor?

    Kawesa Benson Amooti Jesus Christ! These Mafias have really ruthlessly plundered this country! Eh!
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    Nabasa Kenneth I Don’t Know Where Uganda Is Heading To Since We Stil Hv M7 As Presido “The C/person Thieves”.



    The news is that after the take over of crane bank. World bank has decided to withdraw 1.5 billion dollars from Uganda.

    Also NSSF has taken 900 billion shillings to buy a mall in Nigeria.

    The list of banks to be taken over include;

    1. Cairo Bank

    2. Dfcu

    3. Centenary

    4. ABC bank

    5. Bank Of Africa

    6. Diamond trust Bank.

    7. Eco Bank

    Don’t say I did not warn you in advance . You have a choice to withdraw your money or else the law is clear that you can only get 20 percent of what you have now.