February 18, 2017 at 1:58 pm #332February 18, 2017 at 2:03 pm #333
Ugandans muzuukuke mu slumberland….mu 1968 obadde okimanyi tea boy or office yali afuna omusaana ogufunibwa kati bano graduates bannaleero?
-1970 Mulago nga abqkungu jebatwala okujjanjabwa era ne miria Obote jeyali azaalira?
-Obadde okimanyi Okello lutwa bweyali agenda yalekawo ennyonyi ennwanyi 40?
-Oyinza okukkiriza nti Mbale kyekimu kubibuga ebyaliko mu 1968 mu east africa ebyogerwako obuyonjo?
-Osobola okukkiriza nti Obote yaleka azimbye uganda house,National theatre,Parliament,state house!
GUNO OMULEMBE GWABACHWEZI GUKOZE KYAMANYI OKUTUNDA BULI KANTU BEEBALE BANNAFFE OKUTUSSA MUNNYANGA BALOWOOZA TETUMANYI KYALIWO NAKIKI KITUUKIDDWAKO OBULYAKE OBUBALI…
HAVE DONE MORE HARM THAN GUD.February 18, 2017 at 2:04 pm #334February 18, 2017 at 2:11 pm #335
TIP OF THE DAY
Doctors say that bathing or showering everyday is harmful to your bodies.
the reason is that the soap remove natural oils from the skin leaving it dry which is not healthy or good to your body coz the skin needs to be oily everyday
(When the skin is dry it creates cracks where germs can pass through to skin easily )
The best way to clean your skin is soaking it in look warm water for 15or30minutes then after you smear.
It’s better to wash your hands and clothes coz clothes wipe out dead cells on the body so no need to bath everyday if you are wearing washed clothes en always having clean hands from that you will not suffer from diseases.
You can use hot wet towel with no soap to clean up yourself instead of bathing everyday
Think about it.February 18, 2017 at 2:14 pm #336
Jim Muhwezi arrested then Forex exchange Baron Sudhir Ruparelia
Disgusting antics at Sudhir’s daughter wedding. What was she doing up there? Is that our a mugole is supposed to be? And why would a respectable man such as Jim Muhwezi lower himself like this? Weddings shouldn’t be like this at all in our country!
And worse of all, Asians continue to ONLY marry among themselves. Dont want to marry black!
It should be remembered that as Head of the Internal security organization in 1995, Jim Muhwezi arrested then Forex exchange Baron Sudhir Ruparelia at Entebbe Airport for trying to smuggle 1 million dollars out of the country. The Case was never pursued and the next year Sudhir applied and got a bank of Uganda license to start Crane Bank with Jim Muhwezi as his Business partner.
Was this case dropped in exchange for the 10% shares or did Jim Muhwezi buy the shares?February 18, 2017 at 2:17 pm #337
Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you “are you sleeping?”
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You’re making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ”did you just have a bath?”
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask;
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ”are those flowers?”
Ans: no baby, they’re carrots!
6. You’re in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see’s you and ask; ”what are you
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ”are you sleeping?”
Ans: No! I’m practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ”Plz can I get you a table?”
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.